159 Getting Flowers

A:Hello sir, how may I help you?                                                                                                       
 B:I would like to buy some flowers, please. Something really nice.                                                                     
 A:I see, may I ask whatthe occasion is?                                                                                                
 B:It’s not really an occasion, it’s more like I’m sorry.                                                                               
 A:Very well. This arrangement here is very popular among regretful husb ands and boyfriends. It has a dozenlong stem red roses with a  
 couple of sunflowers and a single orchid that stands out. It  includes a small teddy bear to achievethe effect of immediate            
 forgiveness.                                                                                                                           
 B:I think I’m gonna need more than just a dozen red roses and a bear. What else do you recommend?                                      
 A:Mmm, well this is our ” I’m sorry I cheated on you” package. Two dozen red roses lined with tulips, carnations and lilies. The       
 fragrance and beauty  of this flower arrangement is sure to make her forgive you.                                                      
 B:I don’t think that’s gonna cut it. I need something bigger and better!                                                               
 A:I’m sorry sir but, what exactly did you do?                                                                                          
 B:Well, I may have accidentally insinuated that she is getting chubbier .                                                              
 A:Get out of my store you jerk!                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                        
 occasion美: [əˈkeɪʒ(ə)n] n.时机；理由；原因；某次v.使发生                                                                              
 regretful美 [rɪˈɡretfl]     adj. 后悔的，遗憾的                                                                                        
 stem    美: [stem] n.（花草的）茎；                                                                                                    
 stand out美 [stænd aʊt]     脱颖而出：在某                                                                                             
 orchid英 [ˈɔːkɪd]美 [ˈɔːrkɪd]      n. 兰科植物，兰花                                                                                   
 achieve [əˈtʃiv] v.完成；（凭长期努力）达到                                                                                            
 tulip    美: [ˈtulɪp] n.郁金香；                                                                                                       
 carnation    美: [kɑrˈneɪʃ(ə)n] 康乃馨                                                                                                 
 lily    美: [ˈlɪli] n.百合花                                                                                                           
 fragrance    美: [ˈfreɪɡrəns] n.香气；香水                                                                                             
 cut it 完成;应付                                                                                                                       
 insinuate美: [ɪnˈsɪnjuˌeɪt] v.暗示；使潜入                                                                                             
 chubby [ˈtʃʌbi] adj.〈非正式〉肥嘟嘟的；丰满的                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                        
 arrangement 安排 ; 布置 ; 约定 [əˈreɪndʒmənt]                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                        
 Heck yeah.[hek] 见鬼，是的                                                                                                             
 could have 本可以 ; 可以有 ; 本来也可以 ; 原本可以                                                                                     
  champagne glass 香槟杯 ; 香槟酒杯  [ʃæmˈpeɪn]