318 allergies

Jim:Argh...I feel terrible, I keep sneezing and my eyes are all watery, what’s wrong with me?                                       
5458Tom:Wow, you’re not dying are you, it looks like you have a cold, you should take some medicine.                                    
5459Jim:I don’t think it’s a cold, I feel fine if I move a few feet away from my desk.                                                  
5460Tom:Maybe we should put you into quarantine ha ha, jokes aside, I think you might have an allergy.                                  
5461im: An allergy? I never thought about that, I don’t think I’m allergic to pollen though and I’m desensitized to bee stings after    
    being stung so many times, Hmm. . .                                                                                                 
5462Jim:Ow! Why did you chuck that peanut at me?                                                                                        
5463Tom:Just checking if you’re allergic to peanuts, I guess not.                                                                       
5464Jim:Not funny! I could have gone into Anaphylactic Shock.                                                                           
5465Tom:Okay my bad, how about dust? This office is full of it.                                                                         
5466Jim:Yes the whole is office is dusty yet I only feel affected near our desks!                                                       
5467Jim:You brought your cat into the office?!                                                                                          
5468Tom:Yes, it’s Mr Snuffle’s birthday today, I didn’t want him to be alone on his special day!                                        
5469im:ACHOO! Argh put it away ACHOO!                                                                                                   
5470Tom:I guess we found the problem, your allergic to cats!